what i hate about miami international airport

what other airport makes you haul your luggage up and down 38 terminals on carpet? and then they go and put up these signs to "help." like i really want to know that i've been walking for 29 minutes already and i only have 17 more to go! that's encouraging!
the rough part about it today was that we de-boarded the plane and immediately got on a bus that took us to the terminal. a bus on the tarmac. i'd never done that before. anyhow, it seems the plane had landed where i wanted to be and then the bus took me exactly the opposite direction from there. so then i got to walk myself on back through those walkways up and down escalators and to my terminal! boy was i glad to hit the tile floors!
but I'M HOME!!! i was so happy to get here! anne brought noah to the airport to meet me. apparently she asked the kids who was going to go with her to the airport and he was the lucky one! i was so thrilled to see my kids again! to kiss their little faces and tell them i missed them. i couldn't get in the door; they mobbed me! all the girls have beads in their hair and shaki looks so pretty! well, they all do, really!
jimmy's graduation is in the morning so i should be on my way, but i thought i'd share a bit of my day with y'all first!!
I'M HOME!